{"id":5553,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5553"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","slug":"the-nonsense-gorillas-normal-day","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-nonsense-gorillas-normal-day\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nonsense Gorilla\\&#8217;s Normal Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Nonsense Gorilla&#8217;s Normal Day<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 20, 2016.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA gorilla with shamrock intentions<br \/>\nWould yodel for comments or mentions<br \/>\nThe love he was wringing<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d fritter by swinging<br \/>\nA Moon pie of crude interventions<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t strictly approve of clean Limericks but I do like nonsense so &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Write a limerick using as many of these words as you can:<br \/>\nany form of the word is fine.<br \/>\n1: fritter<br \/>\n2: gorilla<br \/>\n3: swing<br \/>\n4: intentions<br \/>\n5: yodel<br \/>\n6: pie<br \/>\n7: mention<br \/>\n8: moon<br \/>\n9: wringing<br \/>\n10: shamrock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Nonsense Gorilla&#8217;s Normal Day by cricketjeff on March 20, 2016.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A gorilla with shamrock intentions Would yodel for comments or mentions The love he was wringing He&#8217;d fritter by swinging A Moon pie of crude interventions Author notes I don&#8217;t strictly approve of clean Limericks but I do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5553","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5955,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5553\/revisions\/5955"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}