{"id":5586,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:29","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5586"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","slug":"how-much-wood-would-your-woodchuck-chuck","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/how-much-wood-would-your-woodchuck-chuck\/","title":{"rendered":"How Much Wood Would Your Woodchuck chuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> How Much Wood Would Your Woodchuck Chuck if your Woodchuck Would Chuck<br \/>\nWood<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 23, 2017.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen picking good wood for your woodchuck<br \/>\nConsider what&#8217;s wooden he could chuck<br \/>\nSome people you see<br \/>\nPick a bloody great tree<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s not even wood that he should chuck<\/p>\n<p>As soon as your woodchuck starts chucking<br \/>\nYour role in the game&#8217;s to start ducking<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause a woodchuck set free<br \/>\nChucks a great quantity<br \/>\nNon-duckers are in for a schmucking!<\/p>\n<p>And now for your question, let&#8217;s pin it<br \/>\nOnce woodchuck has chucked for a minute<br \/>\nConsider the pile<br \/>\nThat your &#8216;chuck could compile<br \/>\nAnd measure the wood he chucked in it!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nSorry got carried away and did three [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/<br \/>\nhappy.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Much Wood Would Your Woodchuck Chuck if your Woodchuck Would Chuck Wood by cricketjeff on February 23, 2017.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When picking good wood for your woodchuck Consider what&#8217;s wooden he could chuck Some people you see Pick a bloody great tree That&#8217;s not even wood that he should chuck [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5586","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5921,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5586\/revisions\/5921"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}