Location Location Location
\nby cricketjeff on August 8, 2017.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe three little pigs are grown up now,
\nNeed to set up home but don’t know how.
\nAn ebay offer may just fit
\nThe first pig’s bought a flat pack kit.<\/p>\n
The build goes quick so he’s out for the night
\nBut when he’s back things don’t look right.
\nThe door’s not strong it bends in the breeze
\nA hungry wolf gets in with ease!<\/p>\n
Our second pig says “I’m no fool”
\nHe’s bought\u00a0 his house from a friend from school
\nThe walls are old and paper thin
\nAnd two more wolves have broken in!<\/p>\n
These first two pigs are running fast
\nThey spot their brothers home at last.
\nHis urgent shouts rush them along
\nBut the walls and door don’t look too strong.<\/p>\n
There’s nowhere else, so they rush inside
\nAnd look for places they can hide.
\nThey don’t understand their brother’s smile
\nHe’s picked his home with loads of guile.<\/p>\n
Ignoring squeals of raw alarm
\nHe makes them tea and seems so calm
\nHe tells his brothers “I’m smarter than you
\nThe caf\u00e9 next door sells Korean dog stew!”<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nThe three most important things to consider when buying a house are allegedly
\n“location location location”
\nThis is a reworking of a longer poem I wrote many years ago to fit the contest
\nrules of under 200 words I think there are 181 words retelling the tale of the
\n“Three Little Pigs”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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