{"id":5621,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:29","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5621"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:53","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:53","slug":"turnabout-is-fair-game","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/turnabout-is-fair-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Turnabout is Fair Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Turnabout is Fair Game<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 26, 2017.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nEach year it gets dafter and dafter<br \/>\nAnd gut-rot will surely come after<br \/>\nBut just after five<br \/>\nEvery child comes alive<br \/>\nThe neighbourhood ringing with laughter<\/p>\n<p>The householders&#8217; thoughts aren&#8217;t the same<br \/>\nUnwillingly part of the game<br \/>\nTheir hallways are piled<br \/>\nWith treats for each child<br \/>\nOf parents who know of no shame<\/p>\n<p>These horrors are dreaming of sweets<br \/>\nAnd other delectable treets<br \/>\nBut I want my fix<br \/>\nOf despicable tricks<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause children make wonderful eats<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turnabout is Fair Game by cricketjeff on October 26, 2017.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Each year it gets dafter and dafter And gut-rot will surely come after But just after five Every child comes alive The neighbourhood ringing with laughter The householders&#8217; thoughts aren&#8217;t the same Unwillingly part of the game Their hallways [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5621","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5885,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5621\/revisions\/5885"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}