{"id":5630,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:29","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5630"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:50:50","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:50:50","slug":"optimistically-seeking-suitors","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/o-poems\/optimistically-seeking-suitors\/","title":{"rendered":"Optimistically Seeking Suitors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Optimistically Seeking Suitors<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 13, 2018.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHer body was built for men&#8217;s pleasure<br \/>\nAnd she sought a life of great leisure;<br \/>\nSo she was most &#8220;sporting&#8221;<br \/>\nWhen actively courting<br \/>\nAll lovers with vaults full of treasure!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI am often forced into writing more or less clean limericks but they really<br \/>\nshould have (as here) at least a hint of spice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Optimistically Seeking Suitors by cricketjeff on February 13, 2018.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Her body was built for men&#8217;s pleasure And she sought a life of great leisure; So she was most &#8220;sporting&#8221; When actively courting All lovers with vaults full of treasure! Author notes I am often forced into writing more or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9732,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5630","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5878,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5630\/revisions\/5878"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}