{"id":5640,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5640"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:43:48","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:43:48","slug":"limericks-on-the-aussie-cheating-affair","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/l-poems\/limericks-on-the-aussie-cheating-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"Limericks On The Aussie Cheating Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Limericks On The Aussie Cheating Affair<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 1, 2018.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThose Aussies have paid a high price<br \/>\nFor following dreadful advice<br \/>\nIn a nation that sporty<br \/>\nYou shouldn&#8217;t be naughty<br \/>\nAnd cheating at cricket&#8217;s not nice<\/p>\n<p>When Bancroft and Warner were chatting<br \/>\nAbout the South African&#8217;s batting<br \/>\nThey thought a grand caper<br \/>\nWould be using sandpaper<br \/>\nTo change shiny leather to matting<\/p>\n<p>They may not have cheated before<br \/>\nA momentary judgment was poor<br \/>\nBut if that&#8217;s the case<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a question to face<br \/>\nWhat did they have sandpaper for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limericks On The Aussie Cheating Affair by cricketjeff on April 1, 2018.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Those Aussies have paid a high price For following dreadful advice In a nation that sporty You shouldn&#8217;t be naughty And cheating at cricket&#8217;s not nice When Bancroft and Warner were chatting About the South African&#8217;s batting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9726,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5640","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5869,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5640\/revisions\/5869"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}