Latest Craze
\nby cricketjeff on April 24, 2018.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nAs natural as botulinum toxin
\nAs safe as sharing fish soup with a shark
\nYou may as well pick grizzly bears for boxin’
\nOr treat a lightning strike as “just a spark”<\/p>\n
I know you have to find new things to thrill you
\nThat “Real Life” can’t be enough for you
\nBut paying twice the price for drinks that kill you
\nHas got to be a crazy thing to do<\/p>\n
I’m sure that additives aren’t always needed
\nAnd mono-sodium glutimate’s a curse
\nBut please ensure that common sense is heeded
\nSince nature has a million things far worse.<\/p>\n
Dilute rat’s piss to send all fools to hell –
\nRaw water from a spring or ancient well<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nIf you wanna make yuppies rich and yourself ill …<\/p>\n
But I must admit to drinking “raw water” straight from Lakeland springs when
\nwalking, but from a bottle that cost \u00a35 — I’m not THAT mad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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