{"id":5673,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5673"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:53","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:53","slug":"total-sconsense","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/total-sconsense\/","title":{"rendered":"Total Sconsense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Total Sconsense<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 19, 2019.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn the desert depths of Dorset<br \/>\nWhere the avacados roar<br \/>\nAnd a cactus in a corset<br \/>\nMakes the cephalopoda snore,<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a lady who politely<br \/>\nIn her sweet soprano tones<br \/>\nSerenades a man who nightly<br \/>\nSpreads the cream upon her scones.<\/p>\n<p>Now this clotted-cream-and-jammer<br \/>\nSometimes seems supremely vexed,<br \/>\nSo he utters with a stammer<br \/>\nThat he&#8217;s &#8220;feeling quite perplexed&#8221;.<br \/>\nFor he&#8217;s never come in second,<br \/>\nNor won gold, just gained the bronze<br \/>\nYet by many men he&#8217;s reckoned<br \/>\nKing of creaming ladies&#8217; scones!\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nWho knows why?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Total Sconsense by cricketjeff on January 19, 2019.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In the desert depths of Dorset Where the avacados roar And a cactus in a corset Makes the cephalopoda snore, There&#8217;s a lady who politely In her sweet soprano tones Serenades a man who nightly Spreads the cream upon her scones. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5673","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5836,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5673\/revisions\/5836"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}