The Not Flus Blues
\nby cricketjeff on March 14, 2020.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nIt used to be flu that caused sneezing
\nBut nature’s addicted to teasing
\nFrom Wuhan to Verona
\nWe now know corona
\n‘s the virus that’s much the least pleasing<\/p>\n
No sport on our TVs today
\nSince nobody’s willing to play
\nIt won’t look fantastic
\nTo play wrapped in plastic
\nBut surely there’s some other way<\/p>\n
Wash hands every chance that you get
\nAnd touching your face\u00a0 that’s nyet!
\nBut I have to suppose
\nThat you can’t blow you nose
\nAll tissues are sold out’s my bet!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nIt’s no joking matter but that’s what came out …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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