{"id":5701,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5701"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:02","slug":"isolation-in-limerick","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/isolation-in-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Isolation in Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Isolation in Limerick<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 27, 2020.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA sneeze means you&#8217;re sitting in doors<br \/>\nA prospect that rapidly bores<br \/>\nThe day&#8217;s bright and sunny<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s far from funny<br \/>\nWhen stuck between ceiling and floors.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s not in the fridge you can&#8217;t eat it<br \/>\nSo it&#8217;s pick something in there and heat it<br \/>\nThe TVs all news<br \/>\nFull of ignorant views<br \/>\nBeing rude to a virus won&#8217;t beat it.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nSo you spend all the day on the net<br \/>\nWith people that you&#8217;ve never met<br \/>\nSome know less than you do<br \/>\nAnd advocate voodoo<br \/>\nBut at least you know they&#8217;re not a threat<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve rung up your Mum and your sister<br \/>\nExamined your foot for a blister<br \/>\nPlayed long distance chess<br \/>\nBut you still feel the stress<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause there&#8217;s no fun in Internet Twister!<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isolation in Limerick by cricketjeff on March 27, 2020.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A sneeze means you&#8217;re sitting in doors A prospect that rapidly bores The day&#8217;s bright and sunny And that&#8217;s far from funny When stuck between ceiling and floors. \u00a0 If it&#8217;s not in the fridge you can&#8217;t eat it So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5701","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5808,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5701\/revisions\/5808"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}