{"id":5702,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5702"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"neighbourhood-watching","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/neighbourhood-watching\/","title":{"rendered":"Neighbourhood Watching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Neighbourhood Watching<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 31, 2020.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe stands by the gap in the curtain<br \/>\nWith the light off so she can be certain<br \/>\nThat he&#8217;ll never know<br \/>\nThat her favourite show<br \/>\nOccurs before he puts his shirt on<\/p>\n<p>Next day she was dressing for dinner<br \/>\nAnd stretching to try to look thinner<br \/>\nWhen he looked up to see<br \/>\nHer displayed, clothing free<br \/>\nAnd muttered &#8220;Tonight I&#8217;m a winner&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This went on for week after week<br \/>\nEach stealing a secretive peek<br \/>\nTheir shows getting ruder,<br \/>\nLonger lasting and nuder<br \/>\nAnd starring both front parts and cheek<\/p>\n<p>Then one day they met in the street<br \/>\nShe blushed and he stared at his feet<br \/>\nThey muttered &#8220;hello&#8221;<br \/>\nThen waddya know<br \/>\nEach rushed home to set up a treat<\/p>\n<p>She stripped as she watch him strip too<br \/>\nAnd suddenly knew what to do<br \/>\nNeither waited to dress<br \/>\nThey rushed out to de-stress<br \/>\nBut the road&#8217;s not the best place to screw!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nA silly Limerick chain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neighbourhood Watching by cricketjeff on March 31, 2020.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She stands by the gap in the curtain With the light off so she can be certain That he&#8217;ll never know That her favourite show Occurs before he puts his shirt on Next day she was dressing for dinner And stretching [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5702","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5807,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5702\/revisions\/5807"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}