The President is (Nearly) Six Years Old
\nby cricketjeff on November 4, 2020.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI won this race because I say I won it
\nThe rules don’t count – it has to go my way.
\nA thing is done when I first say I’ve done it,
\nReality means “everything I say”.<\/p>\n
Don’t count the votes of those who don’t support me;
\nThey aren’t important, only my side counts.
\nIt’s cheating if you vote for those who’ve fought me
\nThe other side all cheat in vast amounts.<\/p>\n
The news is FAKE! I know I am the winner
\nWhy wait for liars and their dreadful facts.
\nJoe Biden is a fraud, a con, a sinner,
\nWho only lives to launch these gross attacks.<\/p>\n
The only thing the country needs to know –
\nI’m President for life so I won’t go!.<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nStop counting as soon as I’m ahead seems to be the message from the leader of
\n“The World’s Greatest Democracy”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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