{"id":5725,"date":"2023-11-26T20:24:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5725"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:56:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:56:38","slug":"random-limericks-just-because","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/random-limericks-just-because\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Limericks, Just Because"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Random Limericks, Just Because<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on May 31, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;m glad I posses the ability<br \/>\nTo write rhyming words with agility<br \/>\nI&#8217;m certain it shows<br \/>\nI&#8217;m great down to my toes<br \/>\nOr maybe it&#8217;s just imbecility<\/p>\n<p>If you find that you&#8217;ve the capacity<br \/>\nFor metrical, dextrous loquacity<br \/>\nYou better start writing<br \/>\nSome verse that&#8217;s exciting<br \/>\nAnd reveals your inate perspicacity!<\/p>\n<p>You must see I&#8217;m never mistaken<br \/>\nThe best food for rhymers is bacon<br \/>\nBut if you can finagle<br \/>\nA hot salt beef beigle<br \/>\nYou soon see your muses awaken<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nSometimes the rhymes in my head fall out of my fingers onto the keyboard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Random Limericks, Just Because by cricketjeff on May 31, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;m glad I posses the ability To write rhyming words with agility I&#8217;m certain it shows I&#8217;m great down to my toes Or maybe it&#8217;s just imbecility If you find that you&#8217;ve the capacity For metrical, dextrous loquacity You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5725","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5784,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5725\/revisions\/5784"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}