{"id":5729,"date":"2023-11-26T20:24:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5729"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:45","slug":"a-complete-nonevent","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-complete-nonevent\/","title":{"rendered":"A Complete Nonevent."},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A Complete Nonevent.<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on July 16, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to write about a nonevent,<br \/>\nI booked the jabs and turned up as required<br \/>\nThe queue was long the staff would not relent<br \/>\nI had to wait till two mins had expired.<\/p>\n<p>Then in my car for fifteen minutes wait,<br \/>\nI watched a bit of cricket on my phone<br \/>\nIn case the jab had left me in a\u00a0state<br \/>\nFor just that while I shouldn&#8217;t be alone.<\/p>\n<p>At 1am I woke and felt a chill<br \/>\nI shivered for an hour or maybe three<br \/>\nIn bed at night and feeling slightly ill<br \/>\nSeems not too high a price to pay for me.<\/p>\n<p>Then twelve weeks wait to do the same again<br \/>\nSweet peace of mind for very little pain.<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThe biggest problem was the cricket I was watching didn&#8217;t go too well<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Complete Nonevent. by cricketjeff on July 16, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved It&#8217;s hard to write about a nonevent, I booked the jabs and turned up as required The queue was long the staff would not relent I had to wait till two mins had expired. Then in my car for fifteen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5729","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5778,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5729\/revisions\/5778"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}