{"id":5739,"date":"2023-11-26T20:24:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5739"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","slug":"the-scariest-night-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-scariest-night-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"The Scariest Night of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Scariest Night of the Year<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 20, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe scariest night of the year<br \/>\nWhen everyone&#8217;s something to fear<br \/>\nAnd no you&#8217;re not dreaming<br \/>\nThat really is screaming<br \/>\nThe ultimate nightmare is near<\/p>\n<p>Policemen abandon their beats<br \/>\nThe fiercest of guard dogs retreats<br \/>\nWhen you here that drumming<br \/>\nThe dark force is coming &#8230;<br \/>\nThe neighbourhood kids wanting sweets!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nFor transpondian readers sweets is English for candy and you can substitute the<br \/>\nword treats if Anglicisms offend you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Scariest Night of the Year by cricketjeff on October 20, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The scariest night of the year When everyone&#8217;s something to fear And no you&#8217;re not dreaming That really is screaming The ultimate nightmare is near Policemen abandon their beats The fiercest of guard dogs retreats When you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5739","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5771,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5739\/revisions\/5771"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}