{"id":5750,"date":"2023-11-26T20:24:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5750"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","slug":"how-do-you-squind","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/how-do-you-squind\/","title":{"rendered":"How Do You Squind?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> How Do You Squind?<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 9, 2022.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn Umbleania-by-the-Sea, most people squind expressively,<br \/>\nIn Bindybandy-on-the-Sand, most squinding is extremely grand.<br \/>\nBut if you want to be like me you&#8217;ll always squind quite secretly &#8211;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not that squinding&#8217;s underhand, that&#8217;s just the way my life&#8217;s been<br \/>\nplanned.<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nI hope that has made things clear.<\/p>\n<p>Some of you may never have been to Umbleania, and others not visited Bindybandy<br \/>\nalthough I am sure very few have been to neither. If you are planning a trip a<br \/>\nnew tram route has opened and tickets can be bought in either Minsk or Ulan<br \/>\nBator for the hourly service from Ravenglass, which leaves every Tuesday,<br \/>\nunless it is raining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Do You Squind? by cricketjeff on February 9, 2022.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In Umbleania-by-the-Sea, most people squind expressively, In Bindybandy-on-the-Sand, most squinding is extremely grand. But if you want to be like me you&#8217;ll always squind quite secretly &#8211; It&#8217;s not that squinding&#8217;s underhand, that&#8217;s just the way my life&#8217;s been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5750","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5759,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5750\/revisions\/5759"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}